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| Top 10 Notre Dame Football Excuses September 25, 2007 |
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10 | Lucky Charms Leprachaun Suspended in Steroid Scandal |
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9 | Entire Team Deeply Divided on Issue of Ordination of Women |
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8 | Lack of Recent Player Arrests Led to Unexpecting Softening of Team |
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7 | Weis Lost Playbook in Stomach Fold, Still Looking |
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6 | Entire Team Still Depressed over Brady Quinn's fall in the draft |
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5 | Had to Cancel Syracuse Game after Louisville Upset |
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4 | Weis Busy With Subway Diet, Jared Handling Day to Day Coaching Duties |
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3 | Touchdown Jesus Repossessed to Pay for Clergy Abuse Settlements |
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2 | Jimmy Claussen busy with Gay Speedo modeling contract |
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1 | Tyrone Willingham - Still Black |
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